Corrupt the wish.

Heres a very fun game I saw on a few other forums. The rules are like this. Someone wishes for something and the post after grants the wish and twisting it so that its something bad and so on. Please no retarded wishes and dont grant a wish retardedly. No need to quote the guy that wishes...makes it look messy.

Eg. Wish: I wish I was the best dancer of all time.
Granted, You dance so much your toes burst resulting in a painful torturous death from blood loss.



Wish: I wish i had a can of peaches.

And guys, think of something creative and funny, not random. Its funner this way.

Granted, it says peaches on the label but suddenly Peach (from Mario) pops out of the can and whacks you with her saucepan.

I wish Daniel stops playing Dawn of War II

Granted, Daniels stops playing Dawn of War but then becomes a homicidal, suicidal maniac bent on murdering everyone due to his lack of exposure to Dawn of War, this leads to you getting killed.

I wish I was the strongest man in the world.

Granted, you become the strongest man in the world and your muscles become huge, only to overcompensate for the size of a certain something.

I wish that Space Marine comes out on PC.

Granted. A Space Marine shows up on the screen and your computer dies. GAME OVER.

I wish that my black pen was blue.

Granted, but all exam papers from then on say 'black pen only'. After failing all your exams, you become enraged and commit suicide .

I wish I had a better forum .

Granted, you gain a better forum and it is the most popular and viewed website in the world however your brain explodes from having to moderate one billion posts a day.

I wish I had unlimited internet download.

Granted. Your computer eventually becomes so full of Megan Fox that your eyes eventually implode.

I wish that I had Modern Warfare 2.

Granted, you acquire MW2 but everyone calls you a noob and a lagger so much that you end up playing Dolphin Olympics 2 instead, where your computer lags so much that it crashes.

I wish that I knew HTML.

Granted, you know HTML and all its super complex meanings and this and that and think you are so good you challenge Bill to a HTML contest. He thrashes you by billions of kilometres and are left in the dirt. Your brain cannot take the pressure of not coming first as you always have and your brain implodes on itself.

I wish Kevin would stop playing and talking about MAPLESTORY.

Granted. Kevin stops playing and talking about MAPLESTORY because they shut it down. He gains a mental illness due to not enough MapleStory and becomes twistedly evil. His life is bent on revenge after he finds out that it was all your fault. You are tortured in a horrifying way that I am unable to narrate on this forum and forever stuck in a dimension between life and death. The end.

I wish I had a new computer.

Granted. Seeing his chance, Kevin forces you to play and talk about Maple Story because you have a new computer. You eventually decide to commit suicide by hanging yourself with the wire of your wireless mouse.

I wish to eat a cheeseburger.

Granted. but then James Cao being ninja comes out of nowhere and steals the cheese out of your innards, leaving the burger behind thus making a hamburger. After this yuo decide to drown yourself in a lake.

I wish i was Barrack Obama.

Granted, but then Barack Obama sues you for a billion dollars for copying his name with an extra 'r' and you become a hobo.

(Yeah that really wasn't mean to be part of the game but I felt like correcting you )

If Razor Devil doesn't have a question, I'll continue the game:

I wish the world was flat.

Granted, but you roll off the edge and fall to your doom...

I wish the sky was red...

Granted, but then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you and instead of just flying around the world you fly off the world, into space and die of suffocation.

I wish that they continued with the Rollercoaster Tycoon series.

Granted, RCT100 is released after 3 years from Roller Coaster Tycoon 30. You notice all they did was repeat the same thing over and over and over and over 97 times. You chuck a fit which involves punching a hole in your wall. The house loses balance and topples on you.

I wish my username was AreForPeeThree again.

Granted. Your user name becomes AreForPeeThree, but you liked Are4Pee3 better, and can't change it any more, so you repeatedly beg Jay to change it, but he refuses. You eventually spam him so much that he bans you indefinitely.

I wish my ice cream was liquified.

Granted. You drink it but Cao again ninjas you and drinks the ice cream out of your innards as it is a milk product and he believes it is rightfully his (geddit? Cao, cow?). After this Cao continues to haunt you forever, drinking all your milk. You die because your bones break due to calcium deficiency.

I wish i could replace JayProBii

Granted, you replace JayProBii, but he still owns the forum. He clicks a button and the thread is closed forever along with alllllll the posts...

I wish I had a PS3 right here right now.

Granted, but you soon realise you are missing the wires and you have no games. The PS3 gets smashed up in your frustration fit.

I wish JayProBii would stop getting angry at me.

Granted. JayProBii stops getting mad at you but still bans you anyway. You manage to strangle yourself from depression.

I wish Cao was not a ninja.

Granted, but then Cao instead turns into a pirate and calls in his armada to shell your house and suburbs, maiming you seriously for life.

I wish that pigs could fly.

Granted, the pigs fly and form a flying pig army and take over the world making all of humankind their slaves.

I wish for world peace.