3 Word Story!!!

Once upon a time your mum played CoD4 but died and rage quitted because she shot an exploding cockroach, which led to her developing genital herpes. She then destroyed the controller, which contained a nuke, but failed to detonate the warhead which contained uranium-238, but then she opened a cheeseburger and picked out a Giant, who stepped on Mr. Happy. Turned out to be a MONSTER SIZED cat with a gun pointed at it's head. The trigger was pulled but the bullet was jammed and suddenly catseye626 farted and ignited the flame on the rope attached to yet another giant cat whose name was Cheeseburgerlolz. His fur was made of rusted steel which felt like doing a piece of cake.
Then suddenly, a meteor crashed into your large pile of giant kitty litter which blew up your mum's house as well as the Reg Stride. This prompted fatty Mr.Sad to become an amino acid which is extremely and incredibly pointlessly random. Yet Mr. Sad still kicked his dog which prompted someone to get a giant chainsaw and to massarcre some Warhammer 40K fans with a plasma cannon. Missile launchers are bad for your sexual functions and the cow didn't have a time machine to transport itself back to the dark ages of England, where cows were recognised as Gods. However, the English bandits thought otherwise. A wooden AK-47 is useful in wooden toy combat while a wooden sword is useful but not as useless as a bunch of extravagantly crafted family jewels which I own along with my... as of 9/11/09