Corrupt the wish.

Granted, but millions of people lose their jobs and attempts to assasinate you succeeded. Later, they get so bored that they start World War 3, and everybody blames you so they crush your grave.

I wish the next person to post won't rigg up this wish.

Granted, but seeing as i don't know the proper spelling of "rig", I will distort your wish so badly that it won't be a wish at all. The wish becomes so distorted that a flaming meteor crashes at the front door of your house. The initial impact does not injure anybody, but severely damaged the power lines outside. You stumble around in the dark and trip over and fall on a knife, but soon realise that you fell on the flat part. You decide to walk outside in order to avoid falling on sharp objects, but accidentally step on a strategically placed landmine, deployed by a terrrorist. In a lapse of common sense, you think you are in a scene from Boy Overboard and decide to step off the landmine.

I wish that efficient nuclear fusion is possible.

Wish granted, efficient nuclear fusion is now possible. It's so possible, everyone uses it. Including the guys you don't want messing around with efficient nuclear fusion. The result ends in Nuclear Fallout....3?

I wish the huge tangle of wires in my room would be neater.

Granted. The huge tangle of wires get neatly cut up and perfectly stacked in an unobtrusive corner of your room.

I wish Chicago Bears would win the Super Bowl (opposition being the Pittsburgh Steelers).

Granted, The Chicago Bears win but because of the major rep the players receive they are all bought by other teams. Due to the lack of players, the Bears are shut down.

I wish I could get my PS2 online.

Granted, but you discover that there is noone online to play with you but you wasted hours of your life trying. You die of old age 3 minutes later.

I wish Minnesota Vikings will beat the Bears to the Superbowl.

Granted. Bloodthirsty vikings from minnesota race a gang of angry bears to the superbowl where they decide to team up and slaughter all the fans causing superbowl to implode forever.

I wish my soap came on a roap for conveniance.

Granted, but since soap is fragile, it escapes from the rope and drops onto the bathroom floor. You accidentally slip and hit your head on the ceramic floor, causing massive damage.

I wish appliances have no need for electricity.

Granted, appliances now have no need for electricity, but instead they use protonicity, the opposite of electricity (electron/proton geddit?) But then protons are very unstable to move and defy the laws of physics. Now we all know if we defy the laws of physics, Chuck Norris has no choice but to round-house kick the universe back to the Big Bang. And that is what he did.

I wish I had more House M.D. episodes to watch.

Granted. You have so many house md episodes to watch that you become fully addicted to house and you watch so many your eyes fall out.

I wish i was rich.

Granted. You become rich but then Cao the Pirate steals all your money, cutting your throat in the process.

I wish I had a shiny head.

Granted. Your head is shiny, because you are bald.

I wish this site was more populated.

Granted, but then the site becomes so laggy as there are too many users online at one moment. Jay closes the site down as there is not enough donations to keep the site lag-free. You shout at Jay and he pwns you.

I wish holidays would come sooner.

Granted. The holidays start tomorrow, but you realise you haven't done any of your exams yet. You eventually fail at everything, including life.

I wish everything is recyclable.

Granted, everything becomes recyclable but then environmental extremists decide that you, your house and your family need to be recycled "For the Greater Good". You end up being turned into paper.

You didn't post a wish you jerk!

I wish everybody stopped corrupting each others' wishes.

Woops.

Anyway, everybody stops corrupting wishes but then in their spare time they instead turn to practicing terrorist acts. Eventually the world gets blown up.

I wish that I could find the time to finish my Dawn of War II review.

Granted. You suddenly have so much time that you write an insanely long review which borks jay's forum, and jay gets so pissed off that he comes to your house during the night and breaks your kneecaps.

That said, I wish jay broke razor devil's kneecaps.

Granted, Jay breaks Razor Devil's kneecaps but then gets arrested the next morning. The website then gets run down and the forum dies.

I wish for a lollipop.

Granted. You gain a really big lollypop made out of rat poison, which looks like a normal lollypop. You take a bite, and die.

I wish Razor Devil's kneecaps get broken by angry mafia hitmen.

So much for posting every TWO posts. Anyway...

Granted, but you were both wearing ninja suits and the hitmen couldnt tell which was which so they broke both your patellas. <(Studying for exams)

I wish there was more time to do things.

Granted. You end up doing things you don't enjoy such as (these are all assumptions) homework and rubbing your mum's feet.

I wish i have a respectable job in a respectable company in a respectable city in a really awesome country.

Granted, your gain a respectable job but respectable is relative and subjective so you end up working in Italy as a mafia underling. No need to describe why Italy is awesome (Mafia and pizzas of course!)

I wish that I lived in Kazakhstan.

Hmm i dont see how my wish got corrupted because im perfectly fine with being a mafia underling, but OK!

Proceed with the game

Granted. But kazakhstan is such a crap hole that there are russian spies perving on you in the shower, and they arrest you for thinking impure anti communist thoughts as you sing out loud.

I wish Razor Devil was hit by a car.