Corrupt the wish.

Granted, but you then realise that you are in the passenger seat of the said car. The driver instinctively swerves off a bendy road and down a cliff, killing you with a knife in the process.

I wish books were circular.

Granted they are circular but now you can barely open them because the spine is bent.

I wish Maths was easier!

Granted, but then maths becomes easier for everyone and many stereotypical asian parents end up killing their children because they don't get 1st in the grade. Later they find out that it was you that was behind this and they murder you in the night.

I wished that the ozone layer became undepleted.

Granted. The ozone layer becomes filled and eventually gets so full that it reaches ground level. Since ozone is poisonous in high concentrations, most people die and the survivors decide to eat you for breakfast.

I wish Razor Devil was eaten by cannibals.

Granted. However you miss Razor Devil's annoying fanboy talk about Dawn of War. You end up playing the game yourself and realise how rubbish the game actually is and suicide.

I wish Razor Devil was brutally murdered by none other than Chuck Norris, Mr T and Solid Snake.

Granted, he is brutally murdered but Solid Snake decides to shake his body down for items. He finds a copy of DoWII and inserts it into the nearest computer terminal, enraged by its 'crappiness' he then brutally murders his bad ass friends. After this colonel decides to nuke his best operative and you now have no badass icons to live up to.

I wish more people had Gamespot accounts

Granted. Everyone on earth has a gamespot account, ie. 6.5 billion accounts. Simultaneously. The result causes gamespot servers to overload, frying hard drives and deleting everything ever on gamespot for eternity.

I wish razor devil was run over by a tank. Oh happy day!

Granted, I get run over by a tank but it turns out that the tank had very high suspension and I escape unharmed. An hour later you get assassinated by a ninja pretending to be a cow (or possibly the other way around) who was hired by Razor Devil.

I wish people stopped wishing for me to die.

Granted, people stop wising for you to be dead, because you are already dead.

I wish there was an alternative to deforestation.

Granted, the world made an alternative to deforestation and used solar power, but the world ran out of money, and the citizens of this world killed you by hiring a ninja, who puts you in an abattoir while you were asleep.

I wish i became black, and tall and owned you all in basketball.

Granted, you become black, tall, and pwn in basketball, but Yao Ming mistakes you for Shaq and makes mince meat out of you (figuratively of course) in front of the crowd and you get booed out of the stadium where a former fan slowly decapitates you with a blunt knife.

I wish that I was better at New Super Mari Bros Wii.

Granted, you became pro at the game, but the New Super Mari Bros Wii, became out of date the next day, and people call you sad, and you felt sad and suicided, by strangling yourself with a wii controller. I've gotta say the 'death' of yours is truly sad.

I wish Animations3 was an invincible ninja

Just wondering, why would you wish that?
But anyways...
Animations3 becomes an invincible ninja, but doesn't like it, so goes on a bloody rampage, destroying whole cities (and you) and is so unstoppable, he destroys the world and stuff. Awesome!
I wish Razor devil was attacked by an angry tree.

Granted, Razor Devil gets attacked by an angry tree but Animations3 appears out of nowhere and destroys the tree. Razor Devil befriends him by giving him cheese and they live happily ever after (not as a couple of course).

I wish that purgertheevil bought Dawn of War II.

Granted, but purgertheevil became so frustrated with dawn of war 2, and pathed his life of becoming a ninja, and became an awesome guy and owned animation3 in a ninja battle.

I wish catseye626 stopped talking about Private Aleen's death and how funny it is..........

But it is funny...
Anyway:
Granted, catseye 626 stops talking about Private Allen's death, but starts talkng about the level "No Russian". You eventually become so depressed with civilians being killed that you decide to shoot yourself with a Predator Missile.

You didn't post a wish you jerk! So I'll make one up for you.
You can connect to the internet again, and the millions of hackers that were waiting for you suddenly attack your computer and make it asplode.

I wish Jay unbanned Deesugod (why was he banned?)

Granted. Jay unbans Deesugod and Deesugod once again goes on a spree of posting lewd songs and lyrics and spamming.

I wish Modern Warfare 2 was less...complicated (too many challenges and attachments)

Granted, Modern Warfare 2 becomes less complicated but then it turns into a side scrolling shooter game (like Wolfenstein)

I wish that there was such thing as an accurate awesome meter.

Granted you find out how unawesome you were on the awesome meter, and you were so sad, that you choked yourself with cheeseburgers( This is meant to be a suicide)

I wish Chicago Bulls beat Miami Heat

Granted, Chicago Bulls beat Miami Heat, but all the players in Chicago Bulls were found to be on steroids. Instantly disqualified, they lost their career name.

I wish I didn't lag.

Granted, you don't lag but you become so unlaggy that your ping goes into the negative which disrupts the space time continuum and makes everyone else laggy, which essentially means that you're the one lagging.

Now that was confusing wasn't it?

I wish the forum activity picked up again.

Granted, the forum activity was so active, it made the website system overload.

I wish Razor Devil got a killstreak in halo 3.

Granted, Razor Devil got a 100 killstreak but suddenly the game ended because the servers crashed.

I wish the next person to post would be...animations3!